"Why do you want this job?"
Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.
I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself.
“I pick him. I pick Larry." - Piper Chapman
current mood: baby yoshi from super mario world
nothing will ruin your 20s more than thinking you should have your life together already.
Dark Thoughts [portsherry]
when referring to people, use “glitch” instead of “bitch”. call them glitches. say theyre being glitchy. not only do you get to avoid using a misogynistic slur, you can also imply that their negativity is an anomaly in the web grid of your life and thus needs to be patched
I REALLY LIKE THIS ACTUALLY
when i was little i wanted to be such a smart and brilliant scientist that a secret branch of the united states government came to my lab and kidnap me and make me work for them. that’s how i defined success.
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