KP

I get to come home to this cutie c:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew

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May. '13

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

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May. '13

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

23

May. '13

aseaofquotes:

Jodi Lynn Anderson, Tiger Lily

Submitted by kyaasnow.

(Source: nanaith)

make me a mixtape

I miss the mixed tape days

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I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS PART AND IT ANNOYED EVERYONE THE END

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May. '13

stillwatersofconsciousness:

radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool

22

May. '13

Anonymous asked:

I think you're incredibly smart. I think you've got a better grasp on what this world is and its workings than most people I've encountered online or off in my life. I think you underestimate yourself, and I think a lot of things scare you, but with good reason, and that's okay. As they say, courage is not the absence of fear, but persevering afraid. I think you're kind and quiet and beautiful, but why I like you and this blog is none of that. It's your intellect, and refusal to give up.

This absolutely made my day! I just wish i knew who you were so I could return the love. Honestly that’s what I want this blog to be. I am completely myself here and someone that I may/do not know is able to know who I am, and actually like who I am. So, thank you <3

22

May. '13

Reblog this if you want a LONG anonymous message saying what they think of you.

nezua:

terrifying prospect

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May. '13

sabrinaleiiigh:

adeliciousnightmare:

mistress—citrus:

lunarblue21:

moonrose91:

dreamyechoes:

gamtaire:

actualsjbloggerkankrivantas:

sarahreesbrennan:

still-notagrownup:

tikiroombirds:

agrabahprincess:

wellmakeawish:

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

I’M THE SAME HEIGHT AS ARIEL. *SCREAMS*

IM THE SAME HEIGHT AS RAPUNZEL YAAAAAY

Same height as Jasmine!

Same as Meg + Jane!

belle & meg :)

Guess I’m too tall to be a Disney princess. ;) Sorry you can’t handle every inch of this awesome, Disney!

I’m as tall at Esmeralda! wtf!? xD

i couldn’t find my height :(

I am as tall as Prince Phillip! I find this ridiculously amusing.

I am the same height as Milo, Derek, and Tarzan.

I’m nearly the same height as Belle (I’m 5’5 at best or 5’4) but like I said, nearly.

Apparently 5’2 is a pretty common height for disney ladies. This works for me, because I am also 5’2.

I’M THE SAME HEIGHT AS PRINCESS JASMINE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSS!!!

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May. '13

We are the girls with anxiety disorders, filled appointment books, five-year plans. We take ourselves very, very seriously. We are the peacemakers, the do-gooders, the givers, the savers. We are on time, overly prepared, well read, and witty, intellectually curious, always moving… We pride ourselves on getting as little sleep as possible and thrive on self-deprivation. We drink coffee, a lot of it. We are on birth control, Prozac, and multivitamins… We are relentless, judgmental with ourselves, and forgiving to others. We never want to be as passive-aggressive as our mothers, never want to marry men as uninspired as our fathers… We are the daughters of the feminists who said, “You can be anything,” and we heard, “You have to be everything.

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Courtney Martin (via veritedansbeaute)

but no really…

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